I Have Arrived!
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Boy, you know you have arrived when you have your own freakin page on the net!! 

So, you want to know about me?? It's none of your business. Ha ha ha!  Oh please, who am I kidding?  One of my favorite passtimes is telling people about me.

Well, you see, it all began in a little ghetto Californian town call Merced.  Most of my memories originate there.  I was born in the Merced Community Medical Center... I know, B O R I N G.. But this is my moment people, bare with me. 

Ever since that moment in 1979, my life has spiralled out of control! Oh do I miss that womb.

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