So, you want to know about me?? It's none of your business. Ha ha ha! Oh please, who am I kidding? One
of my favorite passtimes is telling people about me.
Well, you see, it all began in a little ghetto Californian town call Merced. Most of my memories originate there. I was born in the Merced Community
Medical Center... I know, B O R I N G.. But this is my moment people, bare with me.
Ever since that moment in 1979, my life has spiralled out of control! Oh do I miss that womb.